Bags will be banned from the University of Michigan‘s stadium for security reasons for the remainder of the 2009 Wolverines football season. Darn! The Wolverines must have figured out it was Buckeye fans sneaking in bags full of Buckeyes to toss at Meech-i-gan fans. Please note that I used the word “Toss” because throwing would mean intent to inflict harm!
Actually we have film footage of Wolverines who are disappointed with their team’s recent string of losses against Ohio State. Those shifty badgers were the ones buying Buckeyes outside the stadium and randomly throwing them! I bet R-Rod was behind this plot. He is shifty that way! We know it was them because no Buckeye would throw a Buckeye at another Ohio State Fan!
This information supplied to you by our friend and rogue Buckeye, Robert Neff. You can find him on Twitter, talking about art, sports, and random things. In his spare time, Rob creates art and crashes weddings.
